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31

May

discoverynews:

Milky Way Doomed to Crash with Andromeda
Four billion years from now, the Milky Way galaxy as we know it will cease to exist.
Our Milky Way is bound for a head-on collision with the similar-sized Andromeda galaxy, researchers announced today (May 31). Over time, the huge galactic smashup will create an entirely new hybrid galaxy, one likely bearing an elliptical shape rather than the Milky Way’s trademark spiral-armed disk.
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discoverynews:

Milky Way Doomed to Crash with Andromeda

Four billion years from now, the Milky Way galaxy as we know it will cease to exist.

Our Milky Way is bound for a head-on collision with the similar-sized Andromeda galaxy, researchers announced today (May 31). Over time, the huge galactic smashup will create an entirely new hybrid galaxy, one likely bearing an elliptical shape rather than the Milky Way’s trademark spiral-armed disk.

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thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: Baby elephant Donna brushes up on her Pilates football soccer skills at a zoo in England.

(Heads up — cutest faceplant ever by a 2-year-old Asian elephant.)

[bestweekever]

30

May

theweekmagazine:

A drink formulated by NASA scientists to protect astronauts from the sun’s radiation could become a hot-selling, age-defying beauty product. New research suggests that AS10, or “space drink,” can noticeably reduce facial wrinkles and obvious signs of aging in as little as four months. 
Here’s what you need to know about the bottled up fountain of youth


I am so glad these new technologies are being put to good use.

theweekmagazine:

A drink formulated by NASA scientists to protect astronauts from the sun’s radiation could become a hot-selling, age-defying beauty product. New research suggests that AS10, or “space drink,” can noticeably reduce facial wrinkles and obvious signs of aging in as little as four months.

Here’s what you need to know about the bottled up fountain of youth


I am so glad these new technologies are being put to good use.

(Source: theweek.com)

29

May

hkjfsahkj

me:
my mom just said "did you go tanning yesterday. you look like a black person"
Erin:
Say you sucked a black guy's dick and it got all over your face
me:
LOL ERIN
Erin:
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
me:
ironically the only place red are my knees
Erin:
OMG I think I'm crying
Red because of sunburn.

theatlanticvideo:

Ball So Hard: ‘Pianists in Paris’ Covers ‘Ni**as in Paris’ on a Grand Piano

From the music-centric viral video collective cdza comes another fun one: seven talented musicians play variations on Kanye West and Jay-Z’s hit track — on one piano.

28

May

omololaoye:

The flag weighed 850lbs and took 250 ppl to lift up. Happy Memorial Day. Thank you to those who died protecting our freedom (Taken with instagram)

omololaoye:

The flag weighed 850lbs and took 250 ppl to lift up. Happy Memorial Day. Thank you to those who died protecting our freedom (Taken with instagram)

27

May

My mother's prejudices came out all at once

Mom:
Show me a picture of your boyfriend.
me:
no
Mom:
Why? Is he black?
me:
My laptop is far away
Mom:
A Jew?
me:
He's Indian
Mom:
Is he mean? Don't they beat their women?
I would like to note that I dated a Jew and she didn't care. She just talks a lot of shit.

24

May

Drastic measures

Went to the movie theater today where I used to go when I was a kid.  It looked exactly the same and the same old woman took our tickets.  In five (or maybe even three) years, if I am in the same place in life, I want someone to slap me.  And then I’ll move to Germany or something…

23

May

discoverynews:

A Head of State, and a Boy’s Touching Request
From the NYTimes:

For decades at the White House, photographs of the president at work and at play have hung throughout the West Wing, and each print soon gives way to a more recent shot. But one picture of President Obama remains after three years.

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discoverynews:

A Head of State, and a Boy’s Touching Request

From the NYTimes:

For decades at the White House, photographs of the president at work and at play have hung throughout the West Wing, and each print soon gives way to a more recent shot. But one picture of President Obama remains after three years.

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